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diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index dc38e6e..f3168db 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -1,28 +1,29 @@
// set the quote at bottom of page randomly
const quotes = [
- "who are you",
- "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet",
- "hot garfields in your area",
- "remember to drink water",
- "i am not a web developer",
- "it's nice, isn't it?",
- "do you like hurting other people?",
- "check out increm.net !",
- "get real",
- "see you space cowboy..."
+ "who are you",
+ "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet",
+ "hot garfields in your area",
+ "remember to drink water",
+ "i am not a web developer",
+ "it's nice, isn't it?",
+ "do you like hurting other people?",
+ "check out increm.net !",
+ "get real",
+ "see you space cowboy...",
];
-document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', () => {
- const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
- document.getElementById('quote').textContent = '« ' + quotes[randomIndex] + ' »';
+document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => {
+ const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
+ document.getElementById("quote").textContent =
+ "« " + quotes[randomIndex] + " »";
});
// load alt texts for all buttons from json
-fetch('static/buttons/_alts.json')
- .then(response => response.json())
- .then(alts => {
- document.querySelectorAll("div.footer.buttons img").forEach(img => {
- const filename = img.src.split('/').pop();
- img.alt = alts[filename] || "no alt text available, sorry";
- });
- })
- .catch(error => console.error('error loading alt texts: ', error));
+fetch("static/buttons/_alts.json")
+ .then((response) => response.json())
+ .then((alts) => {
+ document.querySelectorAll("div.footer.buttons img").forEach((img) => {
+ const filename = img.src.split("/").pop();
+ img.alt = alts[filename] || "no alt text available, sorry";
+ });
+ })
+ .catch((error) => console.error("error loading alt texts: ", error));
diff --git a/static/buttons/_alts.json b/static/buttons/_alts.json
index b0c918f..77c07ce 100644
--- a/static/buttons/_alts.json
+++ b/static/buttons/_alts.json
@@ -1,19 +1,19 @@
{
- "astral.gif": "button with a white dotted border that says 'astral' in a dot matrix font similar to the border, on a grey background; by astral",
- "ddg.gif": "button with a windows xp inspired window with a duckduckgo page inside it where someone is searching 'always use protection'; by unknown",
- "fedora.gif": "button that says 'powered by fedora' in white and blue, with the fedora logo to the left; by unknown; retouched by futile",
- "fingerofgod.gif": "button of michelangelo's famous painting 'creation of adam' cropped to just the 2 fingers touching, with an additional twinkling star within them; by unknown",
- "firefox4.gif": "button that flashes between the texts 'tested on' and 'firefox' in firefox's orange, yellow, and purple scheme, with the firefox logo to the left; by unknown",
- "FirtniteButton.png": "button that says 'firtnite' (a misspelling of 'fortnite'), otherwise looks very similar to an old fortnite title screen; by unknown",
- "futile.png": "button that says 'futile' in white, grotesque font, on a black background, with a white outline; by futile",
- "michal.gif": "button that says 'michal' on a blue canvas within a windows 95 inspired grey frame; by futile",
- "piracy2.gif": "button that says 'piracy now!' in an old-timey font, on a light brown background, with a skull and bones to the left but the skull is an audio tape; by unknown",
- "rose_88x31.png": "button that says 'rose' with a rose growing out of the 'o', with milk-chan to the right of the text; by rose",
- "rustNOW.png": "button (grey) that says 'rust now!', with the rust gear logo to the left and a yellow banner to the bottom right that says '2024'; by futile",
- "schmoolcool.gif": "button that says 'schmool cool' with a space themed void and a woman's hand flipping a balisong knife in between the 'schmool' and 'cool'; by schmoolcool",
- "sprunk.gif": "button that says 'sprunk' in a stylized way, with a green background and animated bubbles to each side of the text. it is a grand theft auto parody of the real drink 'sprite'; by unknown",
- "ubo.png": "button (grey) that says 'ublock origin now!', with the ublock origin red logo to the left; by unknown",
- "vostok.png": "button with a glowing white border that says 'vostok.one' with some small text below that says '$ tread carefully', all in black and white; by futile",
- "vscodium.com.png": "button that says 'made with vscodium' in light blue, with the vscodium logo to the right; by unknown",
- "yandex.gif": "button that says 'yandex' in a serif font where the 'ya' is the russian letter for 'ya'. the 'ya' is red and the rest of the text is black. the background is white; by unknown"
+ "astral.gif": "button with a white dotted border that says 'astral' in a dot matrix font similar to the border, on a grey background; by astral",
+ "ddg.gif": "button with a windows xp inspired window with a duckduckgo page inside it where someone is searching 'always use protection'; by unknown",
+ "fedora.gif": "button that says 'powered by fedora' in white and blue, with the fedora logo to the left; by unknown; retouched by futile",
+ "fingerofgod.gif": "button of michelangelo's famous painting 'creation of adam' cropped to just the 2 fingers touching, with an additional twinkling star within them; by unknown",
+ "firefox4.gif": "button that flashes between the texts 'tested on' and 'firefox' in firefox's orange, yellow, and purple scheme, with the firefox logo to the left; by unknown",
+ "FirtniteButton.png": "button that says 'firtnite' (a misspelling of 'fortnite'), otherwise looks very similar to an old fortnite title screen; by unknown",
+ "futile.png": "button that says 'futile' in white, grotesque font, on a black background, with a white outline; by futile",
+ "michal.gif": "button that says 'michal' on a blue canvas within a windows 95 inspired grey frame; by futile",
+ "piracy2.gif": "button that says 'piracy now!' in an old-timey font, on a light brown background, with a skull and bones to the left but the skull is an audio tape; by unknown",
+ "rose_88x31.png": "button that says 'rose' with a rose growing out of the 'o', with milk-chan to the right of the text; by rose",
+ "rustNOW.png": "button (grey) that says 'rust now!', with the rust gear logo to the left and a yellow banner to the bottom right that says '2024'; by futile",
+ "schmoolcool.gif": "button that says 'schmool cool' with a space themed void and a woman's hand flipping a balisong knife in between the 'schmool' and 'cool'; by schmoolcool",
+ "sprunk.gif": "button that says 'sprunk' in a stylized way, with a green background and animated bubbles to each side of the text. it is a grand theft auto parody of the real drink 'sprite'; by unknown",
+ "ubo.png": "button (grey) that says 'ublock origin now!', with the ublock origin red logo to the left; by unknown",
+ "vostok.png": "button with a glowing white border that says 'vostok.one' with some small text below that says '$ tread carefully', all in black and white; by futile",
+ "vscodium.com.png": "button that says 'made with vscodium' in light blue, with the vscodium logo to the right; by unknown",
+ "yandex.gif": "button that says 'yandex' in a serif font where the 'ya' is the russian letter for 'ya'. the 'ya' is red and the rest of the text is black. the background is white; by unknown"
}
+ hello, my name is futile. i am a weird concept from the
+ internet, or, a person from europe, depending on who you ask.
+ i love computers, programming (mostly rust), linux, malicious
+ software (i.e. game hacks, malware), playing games, and any
+ vehicle whether it runs on the ground or in the air.
+ everything i know about the aforementioned things is
+ self-taught. i also speak english and russian fluently.
+ if you want to contact me, email
+ me@futile.eu
+