227 lines
8.2 KiB
HTML
227 lines
8.2 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>« futile »</title>
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<script> let FF_FOUC_FIX; </script>
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<link rel="dns-prefetch" href="https://incr.easrng.net">
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<link rel="preload" href="https://incr.easrng.net/bg.gif" as="image">
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</head>
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<style>
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@import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=bokor:400|ibm-plex-mono:400);
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body {
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background-color: black;
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color: white;
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font-family: 'IBM Plex Mono', monospace;
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}
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p {
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letter-spacing: -0.07em;
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}
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.box {
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: center;
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max-width: 480px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 0 20px;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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.main-title {
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font-family: 'Bokor', serif;
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font-size: 5em;
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line-height: 1em;
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margin-top: 0.2em;
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margin-bottom: 0em;
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user-select: none;
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font-weight: normal;
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}
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/* hacky way of making my font look nicer on firefox
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while having chrome's rendering of it not be bloated
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*/
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@supports (-moz-appearance: none) {
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.main-title {
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font-weight: bold;
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}
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}
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.separator {
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color: white;
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margin-top: 0.5em;
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margin-bottom: 0em;
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width: 50px;
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}
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.content {
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line-height: 1.3em;
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}
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.click {
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color: white;
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text-decoration: underline dotted;
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}
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.click:hover {
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text-decoration: underline solid;
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}
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.button {
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display: inline-block;
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padding: 3px 6px;
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font-size: 16px;
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text-align: center;
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color: white;
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background-color: black;
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border: 1px solid white;
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cursor: pointer;
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text-decoration: none;
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border-radius: 0;
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}
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.shiny {
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position: relative;
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overflow: hidden;
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}
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.shiny::before {
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content: '';
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position: absolute;
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top: 0;
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left: -110%;
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width: 110%;
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height: 100%;
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background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5);
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transform: skewX(-30deg);
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animation: shine 5s infinite;
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animation-delay: 5s;
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visibility: hidden;
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}
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@keyframes shine {
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0% {
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left: -110%;
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visibility: hidden;
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}
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10% {
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visibility: visible;
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left: 110%;
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}
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100% {
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left: 110%;
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}
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}
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div.buttons {
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: center;
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max-width: 480px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 0 20px;
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position: relative;
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bottom: 4px;
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left: 0;
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right: 0;
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}
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ul.buttons {
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list-style-type: none;
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margin: -8px;
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padding: 0;
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display: flex;
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flex-wrap: wrap;
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padding: 0 20px;
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justify-content: center;
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}
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ul.buttons li {
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/* margin-right: 3px; */
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line-height: 0;
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}
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a {
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color: white;
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}
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div.footer {
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: center;
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margin: 0 auto;
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height: 3em;
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font-size: 0.95em;
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}
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</style>
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<!-- WARNING! this website contains javascript. proceed with caution. -->
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<script>
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const texts = [
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'who are you',
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'lorem ipsum dolor sit amet',
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'hot garfields in your area',
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'remember to drink water',
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];
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function setRandomText() {
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document.querySelector('#quote').textContent = texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)];
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}
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document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', setRandomText);
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</script>
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<script>
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const characters = ['◇', '◆'];
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let currentIndex = 0;
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function cycleText() {
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document.querySelector('#bullet').textContent = characters[currentIndex];
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currentIndex = currentIndex === 0 ? 1 : 0;
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}
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document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', () => {
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cycleText();
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setInterval(cycleText, 1000);
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});
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</script>
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<body>
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<div class="box">
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<h1 class="main-title">futile</h1>
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</div>
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<hr class="separator">
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<div class="box">
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<script>let hire_me_message = "hey!\ncould use a second pair of hands with something? programming, sys administration, or otherwise technical?\n\ni would love to work with/for you! reach out to me via email [me@futile.eu] (even just to exchange info for another platform)! paying me is optional, just be upfront with what you wish to do."</script>
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<p class="content">
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hello, my name is futile. i am a weird concept from the internet (or a person from europe, depending on who you ask).<br><br>i like programming (mostly rust), computers, linux, malicious software like game hacks and malware, and any vehicle whether it drives or flies.<br><br>everything i know about the aforementioned things is self-taught. i also speak both english and russian fluently.<br><br>if you want to contact me, email <a class="click" href="mailto:me@futile.eu">me@futile.eu</a><br><br><a class="button shiny" onclick="alert(hire_me_message)">hire me!</a>
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</p>
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</div>
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<div style="position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 0; right: 0;">
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<div class="buttons">
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<ul class="buttons">
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<li><a href="https://futile.eu"><img src="buttons/futile.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that says 'futile' in white, grotesque font, on a black background, with a white outline | by futile"></a></li>
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<li><a href="https://xenia.blahaj.land/"><img src="buttons/rose_88x31.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that says 'rose' with a rose growing out of the 'o', with milk-chan to the right of the text | by rose"></a></li>
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<li><iframe src="https://incr.easrng.net/badge?key=futile" style="background: url(https://incr.easrng.net/bg.gif)" title="increment badge" width="88" height="31" frameborder="0"></iframe></li>
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<li><a href="https://fedoraproject.org/spins/kde"><img src="buttons/fedora.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that says 'powered by fedora' in white and blue, with the fedora logo to the left | by unknown; retouched by futile"></a></li>
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<li><a href="https://mozilla.org/firef x"><img src="buttons/firefox4.gif" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that flashes between the texts 'tested on' and 'firefox' in firefox's orange, yellow, and purple scheme, with the firefox logo to the left | by unknown"></a></li>
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<li><a href="https://vscodium.com"><img src="buttons/vscodium.com.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that says 'made with vscodium' in light blue, with the vscodium logo to the right | by unknown"></a></li>
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<li><img src="buttons/FirtniteButton.png" onclick="alert('firt night')" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button that says 'firtnite' (a misspelling of 'fortnite'), otherwise looks very similar to an old fortnite title screen | by unknown"></li>
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<li><a href="https://ublockorigin.com"><img src="buttons/ublock.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button (grey) that says 'ublock origin now!', with the ublock origin red logo to the left | by unknown"></a></li>
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<li><a href="https://rust-lang.org"><img src="buttons/rustNOW.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button (grey) that says 'rust now!', with the rust gear logo to the left and a yellow banner that says '1.82.0' on the to the bottom right | by futile"></a></li>
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<li><a href="https://1337x.to"><img src="buttons/piracy.png" width="88px" height="31px" alt="button (grey) that says 'piracy now!', with a jolly roger flag to the left and a black banner that says 'free' on the to the bottom right | by unknown; retouched by futile"></a></li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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<div class="footer">
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<p id="quote">who are you</p>
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<p id="bullet" style="user-select: none;">◇</p>
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<p><a class="click" target="_blank" href="https://codeberg.org/futile">git</a></p>
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<p><a class="click" target="_blank" href="https://steamcommunity.com/id/elituf">steam</a></p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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