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hello, my name is futile. i am a weird concept from the internet (or a person from europe, depending on who
you ask)<br /><br />
i like programming (mostly rust), computers, linux, malicious software like game hacks and malware, and any
vehicle whether it drives or flies.<br /><br />
everything i know about the aforementioned things is self-taught. i also speak english and russian
fluently.<br /><br />
if you want to contact me, email <a class="click" href="mailto:me@futile.eu">me@futile.eu</a><br /><br />
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